I decided to go eat my lunch outside. The hospital has a nice campus and it's grassy and flowery and there's butterflies (and a crapload of wasps; I avoid them). So I'm sitting there with my PB&J and I see this woman who is about 4' 7" waddling up the street with tits the size of my head and no bra (do they even make a bra size triple-Z? I dunno, cause that's what she had to be) on her way to the Rite-Aid, I guess. I dunno, she had a purse, so I'm just assuming.

Meanwhile, some stupid chick ran a red light - with a cop behind her. How stupid to you have to be? I was hoping she would get all indignant and piss the cop off and get arrested, but no such luck, she just gave him her license and blah, blah, blah, she got a ticket.

Would have made my day interesting to see that though. I had to go inside because I saw Swanson coming around the corner.