Got any good jokes?

I have one:

One day, a blond decided to go ice fishing. She gathered up all the things she would need, pole, bait, and a saw. When she got out on the ice, she began to saw a hole in the ice and just as she finished cutting her hole, a she hears a booming voice saying "There are no fish under the ice."

She ignores the voice and starts making a new hole in a different spot. Again she hears "There are no fish under the ice."

She thinks to herself, "was that God talking to me?" but nevertheless, moves to a yet another spot and makes a another hole. Once again, she hears the voice "There are no fish under the ice."

She makes a fourth hole, and again she hears "There are no fish under the ice."

She looks up and says "God, is that you?"

The voice answers "No, it's the ice rink manager."

Yuk, yuk. What? I didn't say it was good, I just said I had one.

Gotta admit it got a chuckle out of me, though I am easily impressed so don't get cocky.

That is a good one.